Wednesday, 19 November 2008

lazy in chinese is lan duo

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied. 'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.. 'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.'
Three days later he was watching the footy on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, 'What was that for? 'Your horse phoned', she said.
Okay so I got that from a chain email, just wanted to share it. Um... Yesterday i was reading plays. For a certain special thing that's happening in week 3 next year :)
hahah i think some people know already. Well, there's really been nothing much. It seems almost half of our class outings get cancelled. Poor turnout, that's why. Which - for those who are curious as to why we have so few outings - goes to show how much time your friends want to spend with you. hah sounds sarcastic, but it's true if you think about it. I mean, you can say CCA but still, it's not the world to anyone, right?
Hah just looking forward to more outings. Hey! just a reminder,
IT'S MY LIFE!
Saturday, 29 November
3pm at NUS
SNOW WHITE
Friday, 5 December
7.30pm at The Drama Centre
And Gabriel, don't be late. Or I'll make you come early again, hah. :) Well, that's it for now i guess. And if you don't already, I suggest you people watch Ellen. It's a day booster for those who are just bored. 5pm every weekday on Channel 5. Or watch the reruns of that day's episode the next morning at 9.30am.
Till next time